I’m in love with these ridiculous shoes from Clarks. But I know in my heart that we could never be together. I can’t walk in high heels, they wouldn’t go with anything I own, and I don’t even like beige footwear.
But I still keep clicking over to the Clarks website to admire them.They also have an intriguing name: ‘Bobby Bingo’.
I would kill for the job of naming product lines at Clarks. Someone is having a LOT of fun over there, possibly involving daytime drinking. (If I asked you to picture a shoe called ‘Citrus Palm’ would it resemble these totally unsummery, black, studded brogues? No? Didn’t think so.)
Also, these shoes are SO Carmela Soprano. She would probably pair them with a nice sparkly ensemble like this one:
Do you have any inappropriate love for shoes or clothes you would never wear in a million years?